Fire

آری، آری ، زندگی زیباست زندگی آتشگهی دیرنده پا برجاست گر بیفروزیش، رقص شعله اش در هر کران پیداست ورنه، خاموش است وخاموشی گناه ماست سیاوش کسرایی / / / / / Life is like fire, can burns forever. If we turn it on we can see flame dances from far away, other wise its dark and thats our fault.

• Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
• If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.Corollary: You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.
• Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
• If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
• To get your significant other you need: Time. Money and Energy.The sum of the three is constant.
• Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.This constant is always zero.
• A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
• A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
• You never truly know a significant other until you meet him/her in a court of law.
  Absence makes the heart go wander.
• You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.
• The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
• Cute now equal annoying later.
• It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
• Everybody is most horny when alone.
• If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces. There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.
• If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong??
• A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

• A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor
• Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.
• When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts.
• As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
• Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.
• Love makes believers of us all.Translation: Love obscures common sense.
• The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
• If you want love, you don't get it
• love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy
• Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists
• The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her.

• A cauliflower resembles a rose, if your eyesight is not 6/6.
• The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.Corollaries: The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.
• The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
• Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just fucking yourself
• Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
• If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
• No one is as fascinating as they think.

To women:

• Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.
• Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
• Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

To men:

• If you’re having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
• Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
• The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
• The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
• Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.
• When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
• Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
• Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.